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hello there fellow scots
¦/ArTisAn\¦ Started conversation Jun 16, 2003
Hi there all..I'd really appreciate being part of this wonderful little corner of h2g2.
My name is Gordon and I'm resident just outside of Glasgow(trying to be anonymous as possible isn't easy is it
?)very near Glasgow zoo.Actually I'm caged here and have just been handed a laptop,an old tyre and some rope.So I'm pretty bored..
Oops gotta go
BigSenga the Silverback is eyeing me up again..I wish I could remove this Halloween Costume..It just sorta got stuck..
hello there fellow scots
tom Posted Jun 16, 2003
Hi there Artisan
Have you left the laptop about and got the complete works of Shakespeare yet?
Welcome to the place where the other monkeys hang out.
Big chief will be along in a minute, beat his chest and announce you formally to the others 
PS have a banana
rats - forgot some one left the M8 there
hello there fellow scots
¦/ArTisAn\¦ Posted Jun 16, 2003
Tom and thanks for the reply.
page and it makes me feel a wee bit more at homeOnly thing that is missing is the rain
but that's not a bad thing.Well it's 
time here..you'd think it was a party to see these guys..
Regards
G
hello there fellow scots
¦/ArTisAn\¦ Posted Jun 17, 2003
Thankyou I'm fair chuffed with that addition.I'll come by every so often a give it a polish and dusting,
G
hello there fellow scots
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jun 17, 2003
Add another one to t'list, Moon-keh! 
Sorry, I don't know what happened there.
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tom Posted Jun 17, 2003
Er ...
According to today's Herald you might be about to be sold or exchanged as Glasgow zoo is closing.
Are you planning a breakout of Calderpark to become one with the urban crocs supposed to inhabit the sewers?
Victoria park or Rouken Glen might be nice. Too much risk of going through glass in the Botannics but I suppose if you went to that big old building at the east end of George Square you wouldn't be noticed among the other inhabitants.
Sorry no smilie for Banana (can't think why not) but have some 
or 
hello there fellow scots
¦/ArTisAn\¦ Posted Jun 17, 2003
Hopefully I wont be staying here that long.They're all sexmad and my rearends killing meActually I think I'd be outta place in that building as the inhabitants there quite plainly haven't reached my position in the evolutionary scale.
Might try to get a bouncers job in Victorias or the Savoy.Seems the quickest method of getting shot of the monkeysuit,but may be issued with a fresh one on starting.Decisions decisions and just as I was getting used to my surroundings!
hello there fellow scots
¦/ArTisAn\¦ Posted Jun 18, 2003
Thinks
I better stop this monkey business or folk may get the wrong impression of me.
As first impressions count and all that
Johnny Vegas.Is he constantly drunk or is it just me?
hello there fellow scots
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jun 18, 2003
Not only constantly drunk, but constantly drinking, it would seem.
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fords - number 1 all over heaven Posted Jun 23, 2003
Just passing through, thought I'd say hello and stuff...
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Artisan Posted Dec 31, 2003
Hello again,
Just to wish all my fellow Scots a wonderful and prosperous 2004(whilst I'm still capable)All the best when it comes,
Artisan 
ps.Jamie could my entry on the list be altered to this new one..pretty please!theres no hurry... 
hello there fellow scots
Demon Drawer Posted Dec 31, 2003
Considering in a few hours we'll all be too Drunk to remember how to type. Happy Hogmanay one and all.
DD 
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 31, 2003
What's that? New year? What a tremendous idea, I'm bored with this one now.
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tom Posted Jan 1, 2004
Bit of a washout so far alas. 
Still those pictures of the Sydney Harbour Bridge fireworks were magnificent.
Condiments of the season to all concerned and I hope all goes well for you in this new year
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- 1: ¦/ArTisAn\¦ (Jun 16, 2003)
- 2: tom (Jun 16, 2003)
- 3: ¦/ArTisAn\¦ (Jun 16, 2003)
- 4: Jamie (Jun 17, 2003)
- 5: ¦/ArTisAn\¦ (Jun 17, 2003)
- 6: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jun 17, 2003)
- 7: tom (Jun 17, 2003)
- 8: ¦/ArTisAn\¦ (Jun 17, 2003)
- 9: ¦/ArTisAn\¦ (Jun 18, 2003)
- 10: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jun 18, 2003)
- 11: SomeMuppet (Jun 18, 2003)
- 12: fords - number 1 all over heaven (Jun 23, 2003)
- 13: tom (Jun 24, 2003)
- 14: ¦/ArTisAn\¦ (Jul 1, 2003)
- 15: Artisan (Dec 31, 2003)
- 16: Demon Drawer (Dec 31, 2003)
- 17: Artisan (Dec 31, 2003)
- 18: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Dec 31, 2003)
- 19: tom (Jan 1, 2004)
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