Njan and Arnia, Inc.
Created | Updated Mar 18, 2003
First, there was a court...
...and then, there were the lawyers...
Our work ethic is simple. We propose to make as much money as possible, while - at the same time - taking advantage of as many people as possible. We might just help people at some point, but principally we rely on the first two. Our main weapons are bribes... treachery... and slander. After that, we rely on logical argument, but not if we can avoid it. FeesNegotiable based on gravity and predicted longevity of casePersonnelSenior Partner Njan - General Litigation Senior Partner Arnia - General Litigation We're always on the lookout for the finest legal minds in h2g2 to join us here at Njan and Arnia, the original h2g2 legal firm, estd. 18th July 2001. Applications should be made in the forums below. Legal stuffThe legal firm of Njan and Arnia Inc. serves under the jurisdiction of the h2g2 Kangaroo court under the laws of the good country of h2g2. Any queries about the laws or regulations of either of these bodies should be made at the above linked locations. Thankyou.ClientsCurrently, we are fighting an important battle: That of the case of Babel-17, who is being accused by the (slandering/vicious/unfair) prosecution of "Being a Tart in a Built Up Area". As we all know, Babel is a staid supporter of h2g2, and would never do anything to harm it, or to be a tart. The case continues.
...and then, there were the lawyers...Our work ethic is simple. We propose to make as much money as possible, while - at the same time - taking advantage of as many people as possible. We might just help people at some point, but principally we rely on the first two. Our main weapons are bribes... treachery... and slander. After that, we rely on logical argument, but not if we can avoid it. FeesNegotiable based on gravity and predicted longevity of casePersonnel
