proof that disclaimers don't mean much
Created | Updated Jan 28, 2002
[Please note that the following should be considered a "JOKE", except in localities where jokes are not legal or the Establishment not able to recognize jokes...]
BY ALLOWING THIS MESSAGE TO BE POSTED ON YOUR WEBSITE, YOU AGREE THAT ALL PERMISSIONS TO USE OF RESEARCHERS' CONTRIBUTIONS REVERT TO THOSE RESEARCHERS OR THEIR ESTATES OR THEIR SURVIVING OCTOPII, AS WELL AS INDEMNIFYING SUBCOMANDANTE DEIDZOEB FROM BEING FOUND SILLY OR JUVENILE IN ANY COURT OF LAW OR PUBLIC OPINION, AND YOU MIGHT AS WELL THROW IN HALF OF ALL PROPERTY AND ASSETS OWNED BY BBC ONLINE, PAYABLE TO "EVILBOB INDUSTRIES," BY THE THIRD WEEK OF THIS MONTH, AND I ALSO WANT A DONUT SHOP FRANCHISE WHERE I CAN GO IN ANY TIME OF WEEK AND GET CUSTARD-FILLED FOR ME AND GLAZED FOR COMANDANTE MRS. DEIDZOEB. THIS AGREEMENT SHALL HAVE NO AFFECT ON THE TERMS OF SEXUAL FAVORS GIVEN BETWEEN ANY PARTIES, OR EXISTING CONTRACTS REGARDING SEXUAL FAVORS, ALTHOUGH ALLOWING THIS MESSAGE TO BE POSTED SIGNIFIES AGREEMENT THAT I COULD HAVE DONE SO, BECAUSE I HAVE THE POWER OF LEGALITUS AD ABSURDAM, AND YOUR MAMA CAN'T DANCE.
[watch them delete the whole thing because somebody finds "YOUR MAMA CAN'T DANCE" offensive.]
BY ALLOWING THIS MESSAGE TO BE POSTED ON YOUR WEBSITE, YOU AGREE THAT ALL PERMISSIONS TO USE OF RESEARCHERS' CONTRIBUTIONS REVERT TO THOSE RESEARCHERS OR THEIR ESTATES OR THEIR SURVIVING OCTOPII, AS WELL AS INDEMNIFYING SUBCOMANDANTE DEIDZOEB FROM BEING FOUND SILLY OR JUVENILE IN ANY COURT OF LAW OR PUBLIC OPINION, AND YOU MIGHT AS WELL THROW IN HALF OF ALL PROPERTY AND ASSETS OWNED BY BBC ONLINE, PAYABLE TO "EVILBOB INDUSTRIES," BY THE THIRD WEEK OF THIS MONTH, AND I ALSO WANT A DONUT SHOP FRANCHISE WHERE I CAN GO IN ANY TIME OF WEEK AND GET CUSTARD-FILLED FOR ME AND GLAZED FOR COMANDANTE MRS. DEIDZOEB. THIS AGREEMENT SHALL HAVE NO AFFECT ON THE TERMS OF SEXUAL FAVORS GIVEN BETWEEN ANY PARTIES, OR EXISTING CONTRACTS REGARDING SEXUAL FAVORS, ALTHOUGH ALLOWING THIS MESSAGE TO BE POSTED SIGNIFIES AGREEMENT THAT I COULD HAVE DONE SO, BECAUSE I HAVE THE POWER OF LEGALITUS AD ABSURDAM, AND YOUR MAMA CAN'T DANCE.
[watch them delete the whole thing because somebody finds "YOUR MAMA CAN'T DANCE" offensive.]
