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Snailrind Started conversation Sep 22, 2005
Do I get any special divine favours for being first? Like extra cheese or something?
*meekly awaits noodly appendage*
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Flying Spaghetti Monster Posted Sep 22, 2005
*shaking the cheese can*
dryed as you like it 
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hellboundforjoy Posted Sep 23, 2005
Snailrind, fancy meeting you here! I see you've been touched by his noodly appendage!
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Flying Spaghetti Monster Posted Sep 23, 2005
My noodly appandages stretch a long way 
@~~
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Snailrind Posted Sep 25, 2005
They certainly do! I am awestruck by all those noodly tendrils floating past me. They've got to be a sign that you are indeed the One True Pasta. Only a divine entity could create magic of this calibre.
Hallo there, Hellbound. Are you a fellow worshiper, then? May you always have balls of meat and all things cheesy.
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Edward the Bonobo - Gone. Posted Oct 3, 2005
Ah, fellow communicants! I hadn't realised that this had started!
When do the strippers come on?
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psychocandy-moderation team leader Posted Oct 3, 2005
Better late than never... I've seen His Noodly Appendage beckoning as well, and I'm here, ready to be sprinkled with the ceremonial cheese!
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Snailrind Posted Oct 4, 2005
There are strippers?
Wait a minute--they're not raddled old pirates, are they?
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Edward the Bonobo - Gone. Posted Oct 4, 2005
Yea, verily!
The prophet Bobby Henderson (sauce be upon him) teaches us that in heaven the faithful shall find a beer volcano and a Stripper Factory.
(I'm assuming that 'Stripper Factory' is some sort of US chain. Are the strippers as attractive as Hooters waitresses? Surely his noodliness wouldn't palm his devoted brethren off with anything less!)
And I'm sure that the lax moral standards inherent to Pastafarianism can accommodate different species of stripper to suit disciples of all genders and sexualities 
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Snailrind Posted Oct 4, 2005
But we don't *know*, though, do we? They could be paint strippers. Argh! I think I'm experiencing my first pasta-based Religious Doubt.
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Edward the Bonobo - Gone. Posted Oct 4, 2005
Apostate! Infidel!
For did not Bobby Henderson (s.b.u.h.) write 'Our heaven is WAY better!'?
See http://www.venganza.org.
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psychocandy-moderation team leader Posted Oct 4, 2005
Will the strippers be wrapped in cheezy pasta which we then get to nibble off? That is definitely how I always imagined heaven. 
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Edward the Bonobo - Gone. Posted Oct 4, 2005
Nipples covered only with Farfalle, which they can rotate in different directions...
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psychocandy-moderation team leader Posted Oct 4, 2005
Hmm. I'll pass on nibling the farfalle *off* of the nipples, but it'll be cool to watch them rotate!
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psychocandy-moderation team leader Posted Oct 4, 2005
Pasta Pasties... you've just inspired me as to a lucrative new fashion accessory, Edward!
Praise be to the Flying Spaghetti Monster, he has answered my prayers!!
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Edward the Bonobo - Gone. Posted Oct 4, 2005
Just think of what they could do with canneloni
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psychocandy-moderation team leader Posted Oct 4, 2005
Could one make a tube out of lasagna pasta? That might be about the size we're interested in seeing. 
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- 4: hellboundforjoy (Sep 23, 2005)
- 5: Flying Spaghetti Monster (Sep 23, 2005)
- 6: Snailrind (Sep 25, 2005)
- 7: Edward the Bonobo - Gone. (Oct 3, 2005)
- 8: psychocandy-moderation team leader (Oct 3, 2005)
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