A Conversation for T.G.I. Doomsday's
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Hades and Eden ~Cynics~ Posted Jul 28, 2001
~Eden walks into the bar. She looks distressed.~
Eden: May I please have a vodka? I've had a very bad day. Perhaps you'd best just give me the bottle.
~She takes the 
and downs it. She pours another, then closes her eyes.~
Eden: My brother just proposed to this... woman. He'd only just met her, but he'd been watching her, stalking her for quite some time.
~Eden drinks half of the second glass.~
Eden: My god, what was I thinking, letting him go on with his stupid schemes?
~She puts her head down on the bar.~
Eden: They’re going to hold the universe hostage. Oh god. I've got to get out of this universe. I've got to get out!
~Eden begins to cry.~
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Siletta Weaver, Keeper of exsessively long titles, Eclectic Mystic, Cynic, etc.. Posted Jul 29, 2001
There there Eden, perhaps we could find some allies and defeat your brother and that woman. We might even manage to make your brother think we're doing him a favour...
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Hades and Eden ~Cynics~ Posted Jul 29, 2001
Eden: Let us hope so. If they manage to succeed in their plan to take over the Universe, we are all doomed. Have you met Miss Evillene Black? What a terribly awful woman... ~sob~
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Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore. Posted Jul 29, 2001
I've met her, or at least seen her around... she seems kinda snooty to me from first impressions, but I could be wrong...I dont really know her. By the way, If SW's plan doesn't work you could always leave for another dimension...I don't know
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Hades and Eden ~Cynics~ Posted Jul 30, 2001
Eden: I suppose so. ~sniff~ But they're getting married tonight! My brother is making the arrangements as we speak...
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Yowuzupman- New Top Speed 122 (thats mph you metric fools) Posted Jul 31, 2001
here have another
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Yowuzupman- New Top Speed 122 (thats mph you metric fools) Posted Jul 31, 2001
~finishes racking and pulls up the triangle thing~
shoot
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Siletta Weaver, Keeper of exsessively long titles, Eclectic Mystic, Cynic, etc.. Posted Jul 31, 2001
SW: Why don't you borrow Imp Oster, he can assume the form of any person he likes, or dislikes. I'm sure he could help you do some damage to the wedding.
Imp Oster: **Walks up to Eden and offers his services.**
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Yowuzupman- New Top Speed 122 (thats mph you metric fools) Posted Jul 31, 2001
Like take the form of one of their ex lovers or somthing, that'll cause a stir!
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Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore. Posted Jul 31, 2001
If Imp Oster assumes someone's form, does he gain access to thier magical or supernatural powers? If that's the case you should have him become a technomancer...This would allow you to rain vicious doom down upon those who would oppose you...
Or you could find someone who knows a little balck magic (namely, me.) to preform a witty little curse upon thier wedding day along the lines of "Hades, one day when you least expect it, you will awake in the morning, expecting to see your bedroom, but instead you will find yourself on CBS's hit show ... SURVIVOR... BWAHAHAHAH!" I know other curses too.
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Yowuzupman- New Top Speed 122 (thats mph you metric fools) Posted Jul 31, 2001
Like take the form of one of their ex lovers or somthing, that'll cause a stir!
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Siletta Weaver, Keeper of exsessively long titles, Eclectic Mystic, Cynic, etc.. Posted Aug 2, 2001
Imp Oster: You know, I've always wanted to get married. Maybe I could assume the Bride's form!!
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RedfoxIII Posted Aug 2, 2001
(Carefully aiming)
The bride, huh?
Why not do one of those funny "Bride turns out to be chimpanzee once vaile is lifted" Things?
(Shoots and knocks in 3 (solid) ball)
You get stripes, man. 
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Siletta Weaver, Keeper of exsessively long titles, Eclectic Mystic, Cynic, etc.. Posted Aug 3, 2001
Imp Oster: YEAH!! I could do that!!
(Starts singing)
Going to the chappel and we're,
gonna wreck a wedding....
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Yowuzupman- New Top Speed 122 (thats mph you metric fools) Posted Aug 4, 2001
yep, stripes...... still your shot, hmm that 7 ball you just might be able to make if you bounce it correctly
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RedfoxIII Posted Aug 4, 2001
Yeah, your right...
(Aims)
[To Eden] Well, you sabatoge the wedding or something...
I specialize in Dynamite (Hint Hint)...
(Shoots and bounces several balls into different positions. Nothing goes in)
Your turn, YWUM
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Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore. Posted Aug 4, 2001
yeah, and I have a large space ship which we could attack the chapel with.
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Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore. Posted Aug 4, 2001
Ok, It's actually kind of a small ship, but it's rather powerful...
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Yowuzupman- New Top Speed 122 (thats mph you metric fools) Posted Aug 5, 2001
I have a couple ships....I would be willing to take part in the battle, exactly what type would you need? Most of the fleet are configured for deep space missions, but I have a few assault craft if they can be of assistance.....
hmmmm
Your table....what exactly is our plan with this wedding? I've got an idea for one that might be just about perfect....
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RedfoxIII Posted Aug 5, 2001
(Aims)
Well, YWUM, I have a ship I rarely pull out.
It's rather interesting.
(Shoots. Que Ball Strikes 4 ball. It rolls toward corner pocket. Stops on edge.)
Anyway, It's about 50 miles long. A giant tube. It's armed with 4 small turrets, popguns, really.
And a really, REALLY, REAAAAALLLLYYY, big laser cannon.
Powerful, too. The lens is about 2 miles wide. Destroys everything in it's path.
(I accidently blew up a planet once...
)
It turns around in about Ten minutes... not at all manuverable, but it does about Warp 12 on the go.
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- 21: Hades and Eden ~Cynics~ (Jul 28, 2001)
- 22: Siletta Weaver, Keeper of exsessively long titles, Eclectic Mystic, Cynic, etc.. (Jul 29, 2001)
- 23: Hades and Eden ~Cynics~ (Jul 29, 2001)
- 24: Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore. (Jul 29, 2001)
- 25: Hades and Eden ~Cynics~ (Jul 30, 2001)
- 26: Yowuzupman- New Top Speed 122 (thats mph you metric fools) (Jul 31, 2001)
- 27: Yowuzupman- New Top Speed 122 (thats mph you metric fools) (Jul 31, 2001)
- 28: Siletta Weaver, Keeper of exsessively long titles, Eclectic Mystic, Cynic, etc.. (Jul 31, 2001)
- 29: Yowuzupman- New Top Speed 122 (thats mph you metric fools) (Jul 31, 2001)
- 30: Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore. (Jul 31, 2001)
- 31: Yowuzupman- New Top Speed 122 (thats mph you metric fools) (Jul 31, 2001)
- 32: Siletta Weaver, Keeper of exsessively long titles, Eclectic Mystic, Cynic, etc.. (Aug 2, 2001)
- 33: RedfoxIII (Aug 2, 2001)
- 34: Siletta Weaver, Keeper of exsessively long titles, Eclectic Mystic, Cynic, etc.. (Aug 3, 2001)
- 35: Yowuzupman- New Top Speed 122 (thats mph you metric fools) (Aug 4, 2001)
- 36: RedfoxIII (Aug 4, 2001)
- 37: Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore. (Aug 4, 2001)
- 38: Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore. (Aug 4, 2001)
- 39: Yowuzupman- New Top Speed 122 (thats mph you metric fools) (Aug 5, 2001)
- 40: RedfoxIII (Aug 5, 2001)
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