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Hello Beardy Boy.... out of moderation then?

Never been in my dear fellow. I'm as pure as the driven snow.

Incidentally you ever tried driving snow? It just splatters all over your golf club.

Are you a golfer, Mr B? Quite a suitable sport for a man of your age...

Feel free to use that soil line. You know, if you ever want to kill your comedy career stone dead.

I hate it. I hate it all.

Hi Mr Beard. We know the 'cyber bully' tag is a strong one, and we're certainly not accusing you all of doing that. But we have to draw the line at encouraging others to post derogatory messages on individual's threads on other BBC messageboards - which has been going on on this thread (not by everyone, we know). But that is an absolute no-no, and anyone caught doing that will be banned. That's just not good messageboard conduct.

But we appreciate those of you who are encouraging the others to reign in some of their more extreme posts. We really don't want to close down threads, so please everyone just think twice before you post. This is a free public forum, clamping down on people is the last thing we want to do.

Thanks
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"Are you a golfer, Mr B? Quite a suitable sport for a man of your age..."

I'm not actually. I just like the plus fours.

So ...

(awkward silence)

Anyone know any good jokes?

Pre-moderation it is for Eames then people. Behave yourselves.

Jokes - CCE you had my best material for your Insurance Broker man.

Curse that R&F for getting us in trouble!

Who was that!?!

I know a limerick.

There once was a man called GFC,
Whose assignment made him die.

What did I do?

Its me.

Eames.

Bloody hell, you've been busy today

They tell you when someone who's being pre-moderated is trying to post. I wonder if that is more or less frustrating for the person in pre-mod than the 606 method?

I hope I never find out.

What did I do?

Dear God,

Fasc Cebregas has been speaking to me on Facebook. He's very sorry for what he did and wants to come back. Is there some way he can apologise and make amends?

Love

MCY

I think I'll go home and continue to be ill in the comfort of my own bed Looks like my potential husband has run away, unless of course he's packing his bags and on his way to Cumbria as we speak

Catch you all later

I always miss the good days

That'll teach him for flirting with R&F in front of me