Sun
Created | Updated Apr 11, 2002
Scientists tell us that the celestial object known as the sun is a huge ball of extremely hot gas, with nuclear reactions proceeding in the core and making the whole mess emit electromagnetic radiation in all directions.
I say sun is rather nice for lying underneath with a girl.
Some important points to remember about sun:
I say sun is rather nice for lying underneath with a girl.
Some important points to remember about sun:
Sun near beaches or large grassy fields is especially warm and inviting.- Do not, under any circumstances, try to do anything else while getting a little sun. Planning to accomplish something while sunning yourself, like homework or canoeing, is acceptable and even preferred, but you should always immediately abandon any such plans in favor of enjoying yourself in a lazy, catlike fashion.
- Try to pick a pretty girl who likes you.
