Diet or die?

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This is a specially formulated diet designed to help women cope with the stress that builds up during the day.

BREAKFAST

1 grapefruit

1 slice whole-wheat toast

1 cup skim milk

LUNCH

small portion lean, steamed chicken with a cup of spinach

cup herbal tea

1 Hershey kiss

AFTERNOON TEA

the rest of the kisses in the bag

tub of Hagen Daas ice cream with chocolate-chip topping

DINNER

4 bottles of wine (red or white)

2 loaves garlic bread

1 family size supreme pizza

3 snickers bars

LATE NIGHT SNACK

whole frozen Sarah Lee cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)

DID YOU REALISE THAT: "STRESSED" SPELLED BACKWARDS = "DESSERTS"


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