Brockian Ultracricket
Created | Updated Jan 28, 2002
Brockian Ultracricket is a pretty.... weird game. The rules are different all over, so I'll only explain the basics.
Step 1
Get at least one additional leg. This has no meaning at all, but the crowd think it looks funny.
Step 2
Gather two teams inside a walled area.
Step 3
Throw in miscellaneous sporting articles.
Step 4
The goal of the game is to grab one of the sporting articles and bash an opponent as hard as possible. Then, run away and, from a safe distance, shout "forgive me". For the most points, shout it in a megaphone.
This game does usually end up in a war, but that's all right, since a long round of the game usually causes more suffering than a war.
Step 1
Get at least one additional leg. This has no meaning at all, but the crowd think it looks funny.
Step 2
Gather two teams inside a walled area.
Step 3
Throw in miscellaneous sporting articles.
Step 4
The goal of the game is to grab one of the sporting articles and bash an opponent as hard as possible. Then, run away and, from a safe distance, shout "forgive me". For the most points, shout it in a megaphone.
This game does usually end up in a war, but that's all right, since a long round of the game usually causes more suffering than a war.
