The Wisdom of Pie
Created | Updated Jan 28, 2002
Oh, the great wonderful wisdom of pie! Words to take to heart and help you through life! The words of pie are insightful, helpful, and signed in many a yearbook!
The Words of Great Wisdom
Listen carefully and you will learn much!
"Speak to a pie, and you shall die."
"Eat a pie, and you will fly."
"Fly only with the pies that lie."
"Speak the truth, or you will break lose."
"Eat a fish and you will talk with a lisp."
Songs
Now that you've been introduced to the wonders of pie, perhaps you would like to hear some inspirational songs?
"Mr.Napkin flies like a plane. Mr.Napkin eats cellophane. Mr.Napkin..."
"My name is 'Kung Fo'- What do I do?"
