Darwin
Created | Updated Apr 11, 2002
A town located in the top bit of the desolate wasteland known as the Northern Territory, in Australia. A thriving social microcosm, the population is roughly divided into rednecks and hippies. Beer is plentiful, and flows freely. Impress the locals with your worldly wit and you're bound to get some action. A word of warning though, you may be labelled, in the language of the locals, a "poof". Ignore them.
The Darwin Museum is excellent, as are the numerous War Memorials littering the landscape. The Aviation Museum has a nice B-52, one of only 4 on display in the world. VISIT THE TERRITORY WILDLIFE PARK!!! It is world-class.
Do not swim between October to May lest ye be attacked by box jellyfish. If you do get stung, do not do the usual routine of urinating on the wound. Any Darwinnian worth his salt carries a bottle of vinegar to achieve the same purpose, so BRING VINEGAR.
If you break down, you will get help. If you see someone broken down, help them. Share your booze, and booze will be shared with you. Carry spare water and petrol in your car.
It takes some getting used to but it's a hell of a place!!! Enjoy, my friends!
The Darwin Museum is excellent, as are the numerous War Memorials littering the landscape. The Aviation Museum has a nice B-52, one of only 4 on display in the world. VISIT THE TERRITORY WILDLIFE PARK!!! It is world-class.
Do not swim between October to May lest ye be attacked by box jellyfish. If you do get stung, do not do the usual routine of urinating on the wound. Any Darwinnian worth his salt carries a bottle of vinegar to achieve the same purpose, so BRING VINEGAR.
If you break down, you will get help. If you see someone broken down, help them. Share your booze, and booze will be shared with you. Carry spare water and petrol in your car.
It takes some getting used to but it's a hell of a place!!! Enjoy, my friends!
