This is a description of who I am on the H2G2, and does not reflect much on my actual offline nature.

Hello. My name is Twinkle, and I am an elf from the planet Qwerzylbokia Alpha-V (that's Roman numeral 5, by the way). My main goal in life is to defend those in battle who are at a disadvantage because they are too honorable to cheat. I also train Pokémon to help me in this effort, and that is my main hobby.
Being a Qwerzylbokian elf, I have some innate magical abilities, which include teleportation and a few psychic abilities. Note that these are minor by usual elven standards. I also am very good with computers and other electronic devices, and this is evident in my main weapon, the Multiblaster III, and my ship, both of which I built from scratch.