Microsoft
Created | Updated Apr 11, 2002
No. Microsoft is the leader of a select group of cultural imperialists intending to take over the earth in order to unlock the secret recipe of one of its partners, Coca-Cola (unproven but I'm working on it). They have gained substantial control of the planet by fooling people into thinking they need things they don't need, Windows 98 for example. The only thing bigger than Microsoft is litigation.