Pets
Created | Updated Jan 28, 2002
Show me your pet, and I'll tell you who you are. A chicken you say? Well that's easy. You just need to go down 44th street and tell butcher-John I said hello.
A cow you say? Cows are...how can I put this...hmm...YES. Cows are dangerous. Dont you ever laugh with a cow. That cant tell wether you're laghing WITH or laughing AT. They're dangerous and are not to be disturbed while eating.
I once had a cow. It's dead now. We used to tease the lambs in the area. The only reason this cow did'nt kill me, was because I had a very special wall-paper flower in my pocket. I'll tell you about that very special flower later.
See you:)
A cow you say? Cows are...how can I put this...hmm...YES. Cows are dangerous. Dont you ever laugh with a cow. That cant tell wether you're laghing WITH or laughing AT. They're dangerous and are not to be disturbed while eating.
I once had a cow. It's dead now. We used to tease the lambs in the area. The only reason this cow did'nt kill me, was because I had a very special wall-paper flower in my pocket. I'll tell you about that very special flower later.
See you:)
