Clownfish
Created | Updated Jan 28, 2002
Clownfish ,unlike the name implies,are almost entirely incapable of any of the standard fare one might expect from such a moniker,such as unicycle stunts,red noses and the like. Instead they prefer to allow other carbon-based aquatic life forms to provide the entertainment by taunting them while in the safe cover of another aquatic life form, the anemone, which incidentally is equipped with a rather venemous set of stinging cells along its extrimeties. All the anemone asks for in return for this service is for the occasional morsel to be provided by the clownfish,whom,upon questioning,was uncommunative about the matter.