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The Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster: a drink that can never be topped... but this new concoction (or cacophony) of alcoholic beverages comes close.
The beauty of GoGo Juice is the versatility of its ingredients - any of the constituents parts can be replaces with similar beverages, for example, vodka can be replaced by tequila etc.
This drink has the hallmark of a high quality cocktail - it was made with whatever came to hand one hazy, beer-fuelled night. Best served in batches of many, a pint is considered the standard quantity, although any other retort can be used (such as vase, bucket, trough - I think you get the picture). The ingredients are easy enough to obtain, and the list is this:

(MAKES TWO PINTS)

half a pint of beer (preferably strong)
half a pint of cider (preferably strong)
four (yes four) shots of vodka (preferably....)
one Tropical Orange Bacardi Breezer (or something to that effect)
blackcurrant cordial to taste

1. Make snakebite black using beer, cider and blackcurrant
2. Add everything else
3. Drink
4. Repeat until sufficiently marinated in GoGo Juice
5. Prepare Alka Seltzer (plop plop fizz etc.)
6. Wish you were dead

If you are nervous about the alcohol, perhaps considering removing the blackcurrant cordial for blackcurrant vodka. Just a thought.

CT

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