The ultimate Melvins experience
Created | Updated Apr 12, 2002
So you like the melvins. Then you might want to try this:
If you do not already have it, buy the Melvins album "Lysol", it's the one with the indian sitting on a horse on the cover. Now, wait till winter (if you live in Hawai you might want to conider moving to Switzerland). If you do not own one already, buy a car with a stereo that can be cranked up loud enough so the car's engine cannot be heard anymore at a normal cruising speed. Wait till it starts snowing in the evening. Get in your car with a copy of the album on tape. Find a road that has no streetlights at all (country roads are best, but please keep your headlights on!!!!!!and also, maintain a speed that is appropriate for these weather conditions, no need to risk your life for this!!!!!!!). Put the tape into the stereo, rewind it to the beginning and turn the stereo up real loud. Keep on flying. You should know what I mean by now. If you don't, you might want to consider becoming a buddist monk, they are familiar with this phenomenon.
There is no need to violate any traffic regulations, nor are any drugs - legal, or illegal - necessary to experience this. You've been warned.
If you do not already have it, buy the Melvins album "Lysol", it's the one with the indian sitting on a horse on the cover. Now, wait till winter (if you live in Hawai you might want to conider moving to Switzerland). If you do not own one already, buy a car with a stereo that can be cranked up loud enough so the car's engine cannot be heard anymore at a normal cruising speed. Wait till it starts snowing in the evening. Get in your car with a copy of the album on tape. Find a road that has no streetlights at all (country roads are best, but please keep your headlights on!!!!!!and also, maintain a speed that is appropriate for these weather conditions, no need to risk your life for this!!!!!!!). Put the tape into the stereo, rewind it to the beginning and turn the stereo up real loud. Keep on flying. You should know what I mean by now. If you don't, you might want to consider becoming a buddist monk, they are familiar with this phenomenon.
There is no need to violate any traffic regulations, nor are any drugs - legal, or illegal - necessary to experience this. You've been warned.
