Furbies
Created | Updated Mar 8, 2006
The cute fluffyadorable toy, with the capacity to surprise and amuse boys and girls of all ages. They have the ability to imitate real speech and emotins and even seem human sometimes! The most mature and done to earth of us will be ethralled with joy when presented with the wonderful talking toys. no. These things are The Most Evil Gathering of computer programs encased in plastic and fur. They have a carefully calculated voice that manages to have optimum annoyance and 'posessed-by-the-devil' effect this can only be a precise pitch to volume balance. It seems that only I can see that their pathetic requests for love ad affection, and their plees as I yet again dangle my sister's above the toilet bowl; 'NO,NO. DOWN,DOWN' cries the devil's companion, 'I'm going to stop your incessant whining once and for all you, you ,you handmaiden of the Devil you!' I yell defiantly 'Tris, stop it or I'll tell mum.' declares my sister. Darn foiled again. Yes , why is it only me that sees their voice of the devil, why only me that sees their pleas for affection for the pitiful excuse to get close to me it is. They are taking over the world.
whether you find them annoying beyond belief or simply adorable (shudder)you must join me in my one man crusade to overthrough the evil corporate toy company and their mass production of the lord of Darness' lrgest legion. Thank god most of the B******s are in the hands of children and not innocent normal humans.
whether you find them annoying beyond belief or simply adorable (shudder)you must join me in my one man crusade to overthrough the evil corporate toy company and their mass production of the lord of Darness' lrgest legion. Thank god most of the B******s are in the hands of children and not innocent normal humans.
