Funny Egg Joke
Created | Updated Aug 3, 2009
2 eggs in a pan, the female egg says to the male egg
"ooh look I've got crack"
The male egg says
"stop teasing me, I'm not bl**dy hard yet!"
Created | Updated Aug 3, 2009
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