Funny Egg Joke

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Here is a funny joke that I would love to post on the food chat "have a giggle about food" but is a little crude.

2 eggs in a pan, the female egg says to the male egg

"ooh look I've got crack"

The male egg says
"stop teasing me, I'm not bl**dy hard yet!"

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