Bill Gates

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Bill Gates. Head of the all-powerful, world emcompassing Microsoft. This guy proves that you don't need good looks to get to the top.

The best way to get money out of Mr Gates is write an alternate operating system to Windows (it doesn't matter if it crap) and then distribute it freely on the internet. Mr Gates (or one of his minions) will then come and buy you out.

However, do not stand up against Microsoft. Their legions of highly-trained lawyers give any unsurpers the life-expectancy of a pogo-stick tester in a minefield.


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