Hats
Created | Updated Apr 12, 2002
Well well well. Hats. Hats hats hats. You like hats, eh? Or maybe you don't know what hats are and you've come here to find out.
In a nutshell, you won't find hats. Hats are far too large to fit into a nutshell. Unless you have a head the size of a very small thing, in which case you are an ant. You shouldn't be surfing the Internet, you should be carrying leaves around aimlessly. Think of your poor mother, she's so big she can't even move properly and you're not even moving leaves to nowhere in particular. I pity you.
If you're not an ant, a hat is a thing that you wear on your head. Hats are a bit like clothes, but the major difference is, if you go out without a hat on the police don't arrest you. Hats come in many shapes and sizes; there are hard hats, who have shaven heads and tattoos and hang around street corners staring at you and grunting "You looking at ME?", and there are pork pie hats, which are good if you want to look like you're a zany character from an old slapstick comedy, but tend to go off if you don't keep them in the fridge. Also, the hungry, starving orphans, poor, poor orphans, may leap on your head in an attempt to obtain some sustenance.
Generally, hats are good. If you don't like hats, I don't like you.
The End.
In a nutshell, you won't find hats. Hats are far too large to fit into a nutshell. Unless you have a head the size of a very small thing, in which case you are an ant. You shouldn't be surfing the Internet, you should be carrying leaves around aimlessly. Think of your poor mother, she's so big she can't even move properly and you're not even moving leaves to nowhere in particular. I pity you.
If you're not an ant, a hat is a thing that you wear on your head. Hats are a bit like clothes, but the major difference is, if you go out without a hat on the police don't arrest you. Hats come in many shapes and sizes; there are hard hats, who have shaven heads and tattoos and hang around street corners staring at you and grunting "You looking at ME?", and there are pork pie hats, which are good if you want to look like you're a zany character from an old slapstick comedy, but tend to go off if you don't keep them in the fridge. Also, the hungry, starving orphans, poor, poor orphans, may leap on your head in an attempt to obtain some sustenance.
Generally, hats are good. If you don't like hats, I don't like you.
The End.
