The good things about socks
Created | Updated Apr 12, 2002
Of course, you can wear socks on your feet, that's the purpose of them, they keep them warm, and that's good, but surely
there's more ? If you need money, snip a couple of holes in the toes of your socks, take of your shoes, and stand
somewhere on the street and wait for somebody to throw you some cash. (Please note that this method may take some
time if you are, for example, saving up to buy a new car.) When you can't find any gloves, wear a second pair on your
hands to keep them warn, and tell anybody who gives you funny looks that they are a new design of mitton. Socks can
also be used as heat retainers for many other things, such as flasks of hot liquid, pet mice, plants, and even certain parts
of the anaotmy for particularly well endowed males, or those with small feet. Another use for cutting the toes out would
be to make them into leg warmers, just remove toes and slide up, please just remember 2 remove feet before applying
said cutting utensils. My mind is adrift, but any other uses for socks that you have, please let me know :)
there's more ? If you need money, snip a couple of holes in the toes of your socks, take of your shoes, and stand
somewhere on the street and wait for somebody to throw you some cash. (Please note that this method may take some
time if you are, for example, saving up to buy a new car.) When you can't find any gloves, wear a second pair on your
hands to keep them warn, and tell anybody who gives you funny looks that they are a new design of mitton. Socks can
also be used as heat retainers for many other things, such as flasks of hot liquid, pet mice, plants, and even certain parts
of the anaotmy for particularly well endowed males, or those with small feet. Another use for cutting the toes out would
be to make them into leg warmers, just remove toes and slide up, please just remember 2 remove feet before applying
said cutting utensils. My mind is adrift, but any other uses for socks that you have, please let me know :)
