Old Balwynians F.C.
Created | Updated Jan 28, 2002
This Is
Balwyniti Park
Home Of
The Old Balwynians F.C.
PATRON : His Majesty King Cthulhu
MANAGER : Mickey Thomas' Right Foot
MAJOR SPONSOR : Lady Elly's Ice Cream Stands
KIT WASHER : Royal Butler Thruthelthrolth
Welcome to Balwyniti Park.
We hope you enjoy the wonderful facilities we have here.
Please feel free to take your seat in any of the four grand stands;
The LUTHERINGTON MAJOR stand behind the goal to the west,
The ICE CREAM STAND stand behind the goal to the east,1
The NORTH CTHULHU stand along the north of the pitch (affords the best views of the game)
The PICNIC EMBANKMENT FAMILY STAND along the south of the pitch. Behind which stands the newly erected Farquart-Badminton-Squash statue in memory of the Colonel Quentin and Agabeth Farquart-Badminton-Squash. 3
A Balwyniti Football Association Team has 22 players - 11 attack and 11 defence.
Rear Basket Keeper
Right Stop Back Forward Thrower Central Stop Back Left Stop Back Forward
Outside Inside Right Outside Inside Left
Inside Outside Right Inside Outside Left
Right Half Wing Defensive Rover Left Half Wing Defensive Rover
Wandering Central Wanderer
Forward Full Thruster
Right Front Planter Left Front Planter
Center Quarter Persuader
Right Sweeping Generaliser Left Sweeping Generaliser
Right Half Wing Offensive Line Rover Left Half Wing Offensive Line Rover
Really Really Wide Out Right Centre Really Really Wide Out Left Centre
Middle Forceful Delivery
The game is played on an oval pitch 100 yards at its longest points.
The idea of the game is to punch or kick the ball into the opponents' small basket-like goal to score 3 points.
A point can be scored by placing the ball into a fishing net behind the opponents'
stand ... or by throwing it to a designated member of the opposition and convincing them by astute philosophical debate that, really, they *wanted* to catch the ball.The ancient rule-book is currently being transcribed, but anyone who can remember any of the rules of this fine and noble game are welcome to refresh our memories.
We are currently recruiting players for the Old Balwynians. Please leave your name here if you wish to be considered for selection.
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