In the beginning there was frustration.

But frustration was too mild a feeling, so Man said:

Let there be anger; and there was anger.

And Man saw that anger was good but not quite enough,

So Man topped anger with blind rage.

And pressure built up and needed a valve,

So Man crafted a sword and many died or were hurt.

Then Reason spoke to Man, and it said:

You need something better, a sword is too simplistic and it doesn't reach far.

So reason gave Man a pen and the ability to write.

And the pen was mightier than the sword...