A Conversation for Truro College Posse

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Post 21

Zalisander, Muse of Mayhem!

Unwise man!


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Post 22

Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me

big up to da gooonoon getto!!


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Post 23

Mr K H Jordan. Totally brain washed and incapable of making sense (the BBC has done its work well)

yeah. well you can't beat d perranporth posse.
also can we stop diss kinda typin'? i can't understand a f****n' word you boyz ave writen.


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Post 24

Zalisander, Muse of Mayhem!

Omg and i thought you were one of them, i coudn't understand much of it but i assumed that you lot knew what you were on about!
Thats reeally not good!
-Zalisander!


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Post 25

Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me

WASUP

~posh accent~ can you understand that old boy?


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Post 26

Zalisander, Muse of Mayhem!

omg you have an accent too don't you? No wonder i couldn't understand, its the accents that affect the way you type!
(ayup me duck!)
I really like the cornwall accent on most people, it's lovely!
-Zalisander.


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Post 27

Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me

U dissin me!!???!?

wat does "ayup me duck" meen?


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Post 28

Zalisander, Muse of Mayhem!

you have no culture!


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Post 29

JK the unwise

Big up the anti bodma
SAFE!


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Post 30

Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me

Yer, reclaim our livs from da bodmas menace!


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Post 31

Zalisander, Muse of Mayhem!

What are you on about, did somone turn two pages at once?
Dunno!
*shakes her head*
I'm off!
(to see the wizard)
-Zalisander the late muse.


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Post 32

Zalisander, Muse of Mayhem!

What are you on about, did somone turn two pages at once?
Dunno!
*shakes her head*
I'm off!
(to see the wizard)
-Zalisander the late muse.


EMMITS

Post 33

JK the unwise

Dare Sem 2 b ma an ma
emmits in r COuNTREE
dat tis KERNOW
I ZA I ope Da dant
THIN day can Take Over
R ganglands!
We iz not gana let dem
take r homeland
booooo ya ka shaaa
smiley - skull


EMMITS

Post 34

Mr K H Jordan. Totally brain washed and incapable of making sense (the BBC has done its work well)

kill all emmits!
well actually that is taking things a little too far. don't kill them just sort of rough them up a bit, but not too much you understand. just enough to let them know their not wanted here. well not that they arn't wanted here, more like they won't really fit here; we are only a small county after all. er, i'm not saying all emmits are fat or anything. oh! no! no! no! heaven forbid. but you do tend to turn up in your thousands and, well we really haven't got space for you all you know. that's it, that's what i mean. emmits don't turn up in your thousands. then everyone should be happy. i hope. ok i think i've got that one sorted out.


EMMITS

Post 35

Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me

Yer dem emmits take all dat aint nailed down. Has my combine 'arvister nicked not long ago!


EMMITS

Post 36

JK the unwise

here. well not that they arn't wanted here, more like they won't really fit here; we are only a small county after all. er, i'm not saying all emmits are fat or anything. oh! no! no! no! heav..
dont you mean country!


EMMITS

Post 37

Mr K H Jordan. Totally brain washed and incapable of making sense (the BBC has done its work well)

hay i though you didn't like the combineharvisters. you lieing b*****d.


EMMITS

Post 38

Mr K H Jordan. Totally brain washed and incapable of making sense (the BBC has done its work well)

probally. i'm never quite sure what i mean.


EMMITS

Post 39

Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me

Tis' true, I'm an all powerful warlock- FEAR AND WORSHIP ME MORTALS


Magic? (origami)

Post 40

Zalisander, Muse of Mayhem!

Oh no! Please don't hurt me oh wise and venerable magician. I humbly beg forgiveness for any wrong i have done. Please dont fold me into a paper frog or a swan, nor a flower, i beg you.
-Zalisander the paperphobic.


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