How to find LARNE, Co. Antrim from orbit.
Created | Updated Jan 28, 2002
This entry has been prepared from years of personal experience at accomplishing this feat, and should only be attempted after careful evaluation and risk assesment proceedures have been complied with.
See also A528284 (entry incomplete), particular attention should be paid to the words "DON'T BOTHER" in large friendly letters near the start of that entry.
As soon as you are in orbit (preferably geo-stationary) look for the bigest, blackest cloud just above the planet's surface.
Descend carefully through the thickest, darkest part of the cloud, usually near the centre, remembering to stop descending at your usual safe distance above the surface.
Larne will be the very wet mass directly beneath you. If you can't see anything because the clouds still remain between you and the ground, then either repeat the previous instruction, or preferably, just forget it and go somewhere more interesting instead.
See also A528284 (entry incomplete), particular attention should be paid to the words "DON'T BOTHER" in large friendly letters near the start of that entry.
As soon as you are in orbit (preferably geo-stationary) look for the bigest, blackest cloud just above the planet's surface.
Descend carefully through the thickest, darkest part of the cloud, usually near the centre, remembering to stop descending at your usual safe distance above the surface.
Larne will be the very wet mass directly beneath you. If you can't see anything because the clouds still remain between you and the ground, then either repeat the previous instruction, or preferably, just forget it and go somewhere more interesting instead.
