Special Relativity and the Pointlessness of Ever Being on Time

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Late for that IRS audit? Miss your daughters violin recital? Relax... New from K-Time Laboratories... The Retroactive Space-Time Relativity Adjuster! No more missed birthdays and "late from lunches". Just turn the dial to the space-time here-moment and scan your credit card. Kapow! Your former loved one or annoying boss is hundreds of years in the past, and you...you've only recently have existed. You can download a free demo at www.nogoddice.com, however, the full registered version turns off the "blind and insane in a godless eternity" randomizer.

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