Guerilla1138
Created | Updated Jan 28, 2002
He lives mostly in his knife shoppe, making knives, or sometimes just putting odd shapes he calls designs onto pieces of paper.
His normal diet consists of cheese's, fruits, nuts, beef, salmon, chicken, soda, water, juice and certain drinks that are rumored to be favorites of certain well known hitchikers.
His speech abilitys seem limited to cursing when in his shoppe, and most other places, but he tends to get rather well skilled in speech skills around girls, who at times melt under the sound of his voice, and at others accidentally follow him into his shop and slap him rather hard because thier previously innocent ears suffered damage under his foul tongue.
His mating habits have not been defined, but it seems that he only mates with magazines of a certain lewd nature, but this researcher has yet to be able to monitor him during mating.
More information will be provided on this creature at a later date, but for now he can be defined as far from mostly harmless.