Chiturken (Not a Chicken)

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A birdlike creature that cannnot fly, has a POed dissposition, and likes to drink.

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Chiturkens usually aren't social creatures. That is unless there are large quantities of alcoholic beverages and/or women. Chiturkens will eat anything that is free or stolen (ie: free). Though they will eat anything they do prefer burritos and cheese. Their alcoholic beverage of choice is; Soft - Smirnoff Ice, Hard - Jack Daniels No.1. If it has two or more legs and its female they will proceed to mate it. Chiturkens communicate not through sound, but through sign boards that they hold up with their left hand/wing. They do not have a set language but prefer the various languages of man.

NEVER EVER PISS ONE OFF!

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