Twiglets - you don't know how lucky you are

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Yes it's true, recently I left england to travel the world, foolishly imagining there to be a plentiful supply of the tasty marmite snacks in most countries. How wrong I was. It is IMPOSSIBLE to find the bloody things anywhere, even if they had been ridiculously expensive I would have gladly paid the price.. but alas, I could not, and spent weeks in a lackoftwiglets-induced hallucinatory nightmare, waking periodically only to smell phantom marmite and scream.

So my advice would be the following, if embarking on a tour of the world:

- Take at least a few weeks supply of twiglets with you

- Arrange for your local post office / mother / tramp to post out regular packages of twiglets at various intervals throughout your trip ( hostels will hold post for you even if you haven't arrived there yet )

- Don't eat crisps originating from the southern hemisphere ( they're all foul )

Good luck!

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