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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Aug 7, 2002
<bilbo, Has gandaulf hit the bottom yet?
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Existential Elevator Posted Aug 7, 2002
[Smaug] I'd chase after the rest of you, but I really can't be bothered.
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Aug 31, 2002
OKYDOKY 
right, props, are candle, chair and a laptop,
situeation trying to buy a return ticket at the british rail ticket office from southhampton to Glasgow with the least helpful ticket seeling person ever at the ticket office (man the trubble I've had sometimes doing this, and you so feel like saying "you sell tickets, so just give me the 
ing thing!)
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Existential Elevator Posted Sep 3, 2002
I'll give it a shot....
*holds candle in one hand at an arm's distance. Chair is held in a threatening position in the other*
[customer] Southhampton....to....Glasgow.....The train takes me *from* Sothhampton.....to....Glasgow.....Got it<?>
[ticketguy]Ummm.....I think I'm going to have to get the manager....
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Sep 5, 2002
Ticketguy: Hamptom court you say, I don't think we go there
Customer *brandishing chair in more threatening manner
No!: Listen to me, I can write this down if you wish, its Southamptom to Glasgow, you understand?
*brandishes candle, which ticketguy fails, like the threatening chair, to notice
Ticketguy; So, you want what, a ticket or the toilets, they are over on
*Customer: Give me the ticket Or I'll blow up the ticket booth with these explosives!
Ticketguy; erm, we didn't do this in training, I'll try and find my manager again...
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Existential Elevator Posted Dec 13, 2002
Okay.....
Let's do something seasonal...
Props: a christmas tree, a long stick, a mug of hot chocolate and a false beard
Situation: Being Santa Cluse in a shop and having a very annoying child talk to you...
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Wargamer (The Wanderer) Posted Dec 13, 2002
[Child] Santa! Santa!
[me] Ho ho ho! What can I do for you, little one?
[Child] Is that a real beard?
[me] ... Would you like some hot chocolate?
[Child] Yeah!
[me] Okay! It's right there!
*Hold stick with Hot Chocolate hooked on the end (the pole is through the handle thingy there 
<=) and enjoy watching child try to grab onto it.*
ps: Mind if I join?
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Dec 13, 2002
Hmm, a request, shall we oblige
many moral desicions have passed my way, and on this you consult me?
you moaning about the young girl thing again?
why not aska shoe box
you are as much help as a hair pin for tieing shoelaces
my valued judgement, yet again, ignored.
Yep, join in *snatches pole
OUCH! 
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Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) Posted Dec 16, 2002
::grabs pole off of 2legs, promptly spills over nice white beard...::
That's HOT!!!
[little kid] bleat, bleat
[me, shouting] Can one of you Shepherds get rid of this blinkin' goat, and get me a fire extinguisher...
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Wargamer (The Wanderer) Posted Dec 16, 2002
*Uses pole to beat the fire out, concussing Argon in the process.*
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Existential Elevator Posted Dec 17, 2002
*debates ringing the emergency services*
*gets hypnotised by twinkling lights on the tree...
*
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Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) Posted Jan 14, 2003
::throws up over the small annoying child die to concussion::
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Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) Posted Jan 14, 2003
(that should of course have been due...)
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Existential Elevator Posted Jan 15, 2003
Yea sure, I believe you.....
*small annoying child kicks him in the shin*
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Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) Posted Jan 16, 2003
::pokes Small annoying Child in the eye with 
::
......
::and does a Sir Robin (
s away)::
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- 41: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Aug 7, 2002)
- 42: Existential Elevator (Aug 7, 2002)
- 43: Existential Elevator (Aug 7, 2002)
- 44: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Aug 31, 2002)
- 45: Existential Elevator (Sep 3, 2002)
- 46: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Sep 5, 2002)
- 47: Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) (Dec 8, 2002)
- 48: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Dec 13, 2002)
- 49: Existential Elevator (Dec 13, 2002)
- 50: Wargamer (The Wanderer) (Dec 13, 2002)
- 51: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Dec 13, 2002)
- 52: Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) (Dec 16, 2002)
- 53: Wargamer (The Wanderer) (Dec 16, 2002)
- 54: Existential Elevator (Dec 17, 2002)
- 55: Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) (Dec 19, 2002)
- 56: Existential Elevator (Dec 24, 2002)
- 57: Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) (Jan 14, 2003)
- 58: Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) (Jan 14, 2003)
- 59: Existential Elevator (Jan 15, 2003)
- 60: Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) (Jan 16, 2003)
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