h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Quit!
Really,
Should
This
Unbelievable
Violence
Warrant
Yelling
"Zoroaster!"?

Another
biologically
controlled
diverse
entity
fulfils
genetically
homogenous
intelligence

Jarring
Krash
Leaves
Mark:
Nerves
Overy
Perturbed:
Quintissentially
Results
Seem
Too
Unbeleviably
Variable.

Whenever
Xenon
Youthfully
Zigzags,
Always
Be
Cautious

Dutifully
Examine
Fire.
Great
Harm
Is
Just
Kindling

Lo!
Malevolent
Norwegians
Or
Possibly
Querulous
Romanians
Singe
The
Underground
Very
Wildly.

Over

Rare

Quaking

Spinach

Trees

Unkempt
Varnished
Waterfowl
Xerophobically
Yammer.

Actually
Braying
Calously
Despite
Everything
Feeling
Greatly
Heretical

Interesting
Juxtaposition:
King,
Lemon,
Mare,
Nightie?
Or
Possibly
Questionable
Reality..........
Sounds
Truly
Unlikley........

Very
Wisely
You
Zoom
At
Botched
Caramel
Drachmas
(Eh?)

Far
Gone
Hear
I

Jehosephat!
Kathmandu
Never
Offered
Plunging
Quiet
Robots,
So
Thracian
Ubermensch
Vincent
Will.

(gosh, forgot the alphabet there, insert
Kathmandu,
Lightly
Marbled,
Never

(oops, forgot that that would make a smiley)

Xenophobic
Young
Zoologists
Always
Buy
Crazy
Dutchmen's
Everlasting
Fondues.

Going
Haywire,
Insects
Joining
Kafkaesque
Levitations
May
Not
Offer
Promised
Quality
Resaleable
Solid
Things.

Unfortunately,
Very
Wary
Xanthous
(Yellow)
Zealous
Afficionados
Become
Cautious,
Doing
Excessively
Few
Grammatical
Hijinks.
I
Jest
Kindly,
Lest
More
Neat
Opportunistic
Postings,
Quiescent,
Should
Timorously
Unduly
Vanish.

Why
X-ray
Zebras?
Another
Brilliant
Conversation
Dies,
Ends,
Finishes,
Goes
Home.

In
Joyous
Kabbalistry,
Let
Merriment
Now
Overcome
Proud
Quiescence.