h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Would it help to have a spellchecker on the tryout post window?

Would it be able to cope with a hoard of mufflwhumps?

Is your spelling not right apart from the last a -> o ?

If you were speaking with an Irish accent would we not notice the spelling as being any way unusual?

Am I that predictible, Tonto? Is Infinity still here? Shall I say that Tom, unfortunately, will not be likely to join the questioners? Won't he be lucky to have time enough to get on h2g2 at all? Did he not think that he returned everyone's greetings on his page last night? Weren't we running late enough last night that I didn't have the heart to tell him that he had one more person? Isn't Light the unfortunately overlooked one? Won't I have him say hi to her first thing next time he comes on? Didn't thinking all the people on 'Hi Tom!!!' were in separate conversations take up a lot of time? Wasn't I getting ready to go out to dinner at the time, as Tom had said he could figure it out?

Is that not OK Amy?
Will I not be offeneded?
Am I not used to rejection ?
Do I not totally understand that Tom is really busy?

Can I give you a big and because you said you are used to rejection? ?

May I give you some practice?

*turns on his heels with a sneer, nose in the air and waltzes off*

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Why didn't you warn me about that lampost?

"watch out for that lampost!" isn't that what I just said?
Oh, should i not have said it before the collision occured?
*turns and falls out ???

Would it have been funny if I had warned you?
Does your head hurt?

Are we running behind scedual on the no of posts?
Are we not aiming for a thousand new post s per week? are we mad?

Well are you?

Was that a retorical question?
Is this a retorical question?
Was that a retorical question?
Whast is a retorical question?
Can I spel the word retorical rong every single time ?
IT this entire post rtorical ?
How does a tweety pipe donuter ding dong daisy cutter gnome frong feund find four things fried fending for freedomds friday frelup forlorne?

Do what?

Can I give you this for getting the answer to my question entirely and utterly correct? the have all flown south haven't they?

Can I say thank you?
CAn I open it now?
Should I wave goodbye to the first?

Or is it the birds that fly south and the fish that swim norht? Will you mind if i go to to bed bed again now?
Is it ironic that now the noise of the "music" has stopped, I instead can hear the sound of what would appear to sound like football yobs Oh, mean supporters nearby?

Do I not hope you sleep well 2Legs?

But I'm sure I am no where near you right now?


Hello Hello we are the Shoreham boys
Hello Hello we are the Shoreham boys
And if you are the Wednesday, surrender or you will die
We all follow United!

GreyDesk, what are you doing up? Isn't it tomorrow (compared to me) pre-dawn?

But its only just gone 3am?
Tomorrow (well today) is Sunday, doesn't everyone sleep in that day?

Well, isn't 3 predawn? I never implied that dawn was near, did I? Didn't I just not bother to do the math this time?