h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Will I not go check it out as soon as I get caught up with what's been posted since I turned off my computer at home? Are there pictures of Light? Had there better be, as I specifically asked shazz and someone else... Kheldar, I think... to get pictures of her?

Didn't I see pics of her and peirce and shazz and a couple of other people?

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Haven't I now seen them? Doesn't Light look mostly how I expected? But wasn't I, for some strange reason, expecting her hair to be curly? Why is that? Could it be maybe because the only other person I've known with a simular RL name (just spelled different) had curly hair?

Do you really have an idea of what people that you talk to on h2g2 are supposed to look like?

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Don't I just usualy go ahhhhh so thats what so and so looks like I had no idea?
Isn't the only person I had an idea about 2legs and wasn't that only about long hair and a pony tail?
What am I suposed to look like?

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Isn't it true that I usually don't play the 'I wonder what they look like' game? Isn't the game I've been playing with h2g2ers the 'OK, I know what they talk about, and I know what they look like, but I wonder what they sound like' game? Of the three people I've spoken with, haven't I been wrong twice? Wasn't Baggy's voice a little deeper than I thought, and 2legs's not quite as deep as I expected? Did not each, actually, sound like what I expected the other to sound like? Is that not ? On the other hand, didn't Ottox sound like I expected, based on his photo?

Did he sound like mike tyson ?

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*rolls eyes* Shall I say no, to whichever person's voice you are referring to?

*dodges rolling eyes* Should you say no?

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Wouldn't the answer to that be 'Yes, I should say no'?

Are you sure?

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What makes you question my sureness?

Are you having doubts about your sureness?
Am i the type of person to ask if you are wearing deotorent?

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Didn't you ask if I was sure? Isn't it a Secret ?

Do the secret squirls know then?

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Didn't you notice I capitalized Secret? Isn't that going along with the sure/Sure theme? May I state for the record that I am certain that no h2g2er that I have spoken with sounds like Mike Tyson?

Shall I call one day a pretend to be mike tyson ?

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Will you need much of a disguise?

Would it be if I dressed up like Mike when I made the call?
Could I just have a helium ballon handy when talking?
Could I just do my howie mondel impersinating bobby voice?

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Isn't the thought of having that particular voice impression over the phone making me ? Wouldn't it be more likely to happen if you had my number? Do I know you well enough yet to send it? Would you be offended if I waited a little longer? Though, when I do, wouldn't that make you the second person to be closer than 8 timezones awy to have it, and so we could actually talk during the week? Well, isn't Ottox also someone that I can talk to during the week? Isn't that just because he doesn't keep anything like 'normal' hours, however?