Please Help Stop Bread
Created | Updated Mar 21, 2002
Please Help Stop Bread!
Bread has been shown to be very detrimental to society.
The problem has been so overlooked and ignored that people use the slang term "the best thing since sliced bread" without a thought as to the seriousness of their statement.
More than 98 percent of convicted felons are bread users.
Even Thomas Pickett states:
"...I once ate a dishonest loaf. It was good, but afterward I felt so used."
HALF of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households score below average on standardized tests.
In the 18th century, virtually all bread was baked in the home. Average life expectancy was less than 50 years; infant mortality rates were unacceptably high; many women died in childbirth; and diseases such as typhoid ravaged whole nations.
For example, nearly all sick people have eaten bread. The effects are obviously cumulative:
99.9% of all people who die from cancer have eaten bread.
100% of all soldiers have eaten bread.
96.9% of all Communist sympathisers have eaten bread.
99.7% of the people involved in air and auto accidents ate bread preceding the accident.
93.1% of juvenile delinquents came from homes where bread is served frequently.
Bread eating is a common practice, that has run rampant for thousands of years. It is time to put a stop to it!
JUST SAY NO TO TOAST!
Bread has been shown to be very detrimental to society.
The problem has been so overlooked and ignored that people use the slang term "the best thing since sliced bread" without a thought as to the seriousness of their statement.
More than 98 percent of convicted felons are bread users.
Even Thomas Pickett states:
"...I once ate a dishonest loaf. It was good, but afterward I felt so used."
HALF of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households score below average on standardized tests.
In the 18th century, virtually all bread was baked in the home. Average life expectancy was less than 50 years; infant mortality rates were unacceptably high; many women died in childbirth; and diseases such as typhoid ravaged whole nations.
For example, nearly all sick people have eaten bread. The effects are obviously cumulative:
99.9% of all people who die from cancer have eaten bread.
100% of all soldiers have eaten bread.
96.9% of all Communist sympathisers have eaten bread.
99.7% of the people involved in air and auto accidents ate bread preceding the accident.
93.1% of juvenile delinquents came from homes where bread is served frequently.
Bread eating is a common practice, that has run rampant for thousands of years. It is time to put a stop to it!
JUST SAY NO TO TOAST!
