Lottie's joke

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A rich man and a poor man are drinking in a bar. The poor man asks the rich man: "what are you getting your wife for christmas?" The rich mas says, "a diamond ring and a mercedes".
"Why's that?" asks the poor man.
"Well, if she doesn't like the ring she can take it back in the car".
"Ah", says the poor man. "In that case, I'll get my wife a pair of slippers and a d***o".
"Whyever would you be wishing to do that?"
"Because if she doesn't like the slippers she can go screw herself"

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