Hotel Restaurants
Created | Updated Jan 28, 2002
Places where;
Wine costs at least 33% more than anywhere in known galaxy.
Food costs 50% more than anywhere else in galaxy except BR sandwiches.
Food, of seemingly large quantities inevitably fails to entirely reach its apparent promise.
Where waiters lurk; even when absent from view, presenting unmistakable contempt for persons not 100% suitable for restaurant eating; that is, anyone who actually needs to view the menu before ordering.
Where even the most simplest of dishes take far longer than the RWBE (recommended wait before eating) to arrive.
But; keep trying.