A Conversation for Towel Master
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Towelmaster is saying
Abi Started conversation Dec 12, 2000
"And this is my world famous impression of the Statue of Liberty!"
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Gw7en, Voice of Chaos (Classic) Posted Dec 12, 2000
"I'd like to propose a toast - to the pigeon who crapped on the groom's family's limosine."
(Apologies to Rowan Atkinson.)
G7
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Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor Posted Dec 13, 2000
Why did the hole in the pub roof HAVE to be above where I'm sitting???
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Peregrin Posted Dec 13, 2000
The highlight of the evening was Towelmaster performing his famous 'Mind The Step' Armpit Routine. Unfortunately, nobody was watching.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 13, 2000
"Which of you *&!@$£s gave me orange juice?"
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Kheldar (Don't hate the media, Become the media) Posted Dec 13, 2000
"I am not crazy, I am a plane that's doing a very nasty turn"
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Zak T Duck Posted Dec 13, 2000
Towelmaster auditions for the lead role in new West End production of Saturday Night Fever
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 13, 2000
"Taxi! The Copacabana!"
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Gw7en, Voice of Chaos (Classic) Posted Dec 13, 2000
"And if elected, I promise you a pint glass in every hand!"
G7
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Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor Posted Dec 13, 2000
An h2g2 t-shirt to anyone who can raise their glass higher than mine!
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Dec 14, 2000
Everyone!!! I'm researching underarm deodorant!!! Who is first to have a sniff!??....anyone!??
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Katsy a.k.a. Esti Posted Dec 14, 2000
Towelmaster is no longer Towelmaster, he's the Irn Bru Master now!!!!!
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Bluebottle Posted Dec 14, 2000
"..And when I let go of this glass, my anti-gravity device will keep it floating in mid-air..."
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Dec 15, 2000
Attention everyone! I am the towelmaster, you will be assimilated! Resistance is futile!
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Martin Harper Posted Dec 15, 2000
"Who'd like another round?"
{yeah, we wish... }
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shrinkwrapped Posted Dec 16, 2000
"Hail all ye who reside in this 'Land Of Pub' - a toast to the fine- say, is anyone listeing to me? Hello? Hey! I'm trying to make a speech here!"
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Towelmaster is saying
- 1: Abi (Dec 12, 2000)
- 2: Gw7en, Voice of Chaos (Classic) (Dec 12, 2000)
- 3: TowelMaster (Dec 12, 2000)
- 4: Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor (Dec 13, 2000)
- 5: Peregrin (Dec 13, 2000)
- 6: Munchkin (Dec 13, 2000)
- 7: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Dec 13, 2000)
- 8: Kheldar (Don't hate the media, Become the media) (Dec 13, 2000)
- 9: Zak T Duck (Dec 13, 2000)
- 10: Disco-Chicken (Dec 13, 2000)
- 11: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Dec 13, 2000)
- 12: Gw7en, Voice of Chaos (Classic) (Dec 13, 2000)
- 13: Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor (Dec 13, 2000)
- 14: Mark Moxon (Dec 13, 2000)
- 15: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Dec 14, 2000)
- 16: Katsy a.k.a. Esti (Dec 14, 2000)
- 17: Bluebottle (Dec 14, 2000)
- 18: Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. (Dec 15, 2000)
- 19: Martin Harper (Dec 15, 2000)
- 20: shrinkwrapped (Dec 16, 2000)
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