Hailing from a small village somewhere in the vicinity of Harrogate, and now resident in London. Not conspicuously tall, striking but not conspicuously handsome, with a mop of black hair. Prone to occasional periods of dark moodiness. Laid back to the point of horizontal- Terminally Lazy.

A bartender for many many years, he retains the knowledge of over 150 cocktails; Ostensibly through a general interest in mixology but mostly because he is a closet alcoholic. These days he is often found bumming around bars¹ and lounges, drinking copious ammounts of alcohol in the name of research. His favourite drink is a Dry Martini, his other favourite drink is the Manhattan; he is also partial to Tea. He does not like generic lagers.