Redhead Jokes

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Redhead Jokes


Q: How do you get a redhead to argue with you?

A: Say something.

Q: How do you get a redhead's mood to change?

A: Wait 10 seconds.

If you love a Redhead, set her free.....if she follows you everywhere
you go, if she pitches a tent in your front lawn, and if she puts your
new girlfriend in the hospital, she's yours.

Q: What's safer: a redhead or a piranha?

A: The piranha. They only attack in schools.

Q: How do you know a guy at the beach has a redhead for a girlfriend?

A: She has scratched "stay off MY TURF!" on his back with her nails.

Q: What do you call a Redhead with an attitude?

A: Normal.

Q: What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

A: A redhead!

Q: How do you know when your redhead has forgiven you?

A: She stops washing your clothes in the toilet bowl.

Q: How do you know when a redhead has been using a computer?

A: There's a hammer embedded in the monitor.

Only two things are necessary to keep a redhead happy. One is to let her
think she is having her own way, and the other is to let her have it.

So Long, And Thanks For Laughing

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