h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

::examines the bar for scorch marks::

oh please I am better than that
:hides scorch mark with his hand:

Ummm... I was just wondering - St. Dragonfly promised cheesecake... would this be the place to get one... uh... I mean a slice of one?

Perhaps a couple of slices?

*looking around hopefully, glancing meaningfully at Zeus*

you do one person a favour and then every one takes advantage I ask you

*crates the cheesecake*

although cake is a remarkably good idea

Ooh... I'd like a piece!

...or I guess I could have some cake instead...

::snaps his fingers and the band happens to be behind him::

If Eyyyyyyyeeeeeee
threw my guitar
out the winnnnndoooooooowww
so far down...

mmm Cake...

YES!!! Cheesecake!!! ::rubs her hands together:: OOoo...

mmmm - thanks!

What can I do for you in return?
I know... a poem! Haiku, perhaps?

Choc'late milk, cheesecake,
made by almighty Zeus- like
nectar, ambrosia.

hmmm, or perhaps a limerick would be better suited?

The Muses, their thirst for to slake,
Demanded some milk and cheesecake.
And so, in a deuce,
By the power of Zeus,
All the muses in cake could partake!

Please accept this, my humble offering for the exquisite gift of CHEESECAKE!

~8~

Ime impressed are you one of my children? if not with quality like that you should be

tsk tsk! on both you AND me! You, for being so... prolific... and not being able to recognize your own progeny, and me, for not having all of my titles attached to my name!

I didn't want it to get TOO long, else people wouldn't pay attention to what I wanted them to notice at the particular moment. Allow me to introduce myself:

I am Kumetanzuka, aka Lady K, Muse of aLtErNaTive expressiOn, Keeper of the Dream Tree and the fruits of its Harvest, H2G2 Ambassador to Earth.

I think that's it so far.

~8~

But (shame on me for forgetting in the previous post) thank you very much for the compliment! I was, of course, inspired by the presence of so many of my siblings, and my illustrious parents!

~8~

well my son...now we have that cleared up shall we go and find something strong to drink...prefibly including vast amounts of alcohol

(!)

son? lol I'm a girl!



Lady K

::Whispers to the gifted poetess something about Hera's jealousy giving him momentary blindness::

....But don't mention it to him, please... he is in denial...

*nods smiles confidentially*
Thanks D. And no worries... I can dress like a boy if need be! I may need to avoid a certain someone's wrath myself. (Did nobody invite Hera!?)

*looks around nervously for her jealous-ness*

Yes, Zeus, perhaps we should go and have that pint, thanks!

~8~

Well er... there's no way for me to contact her...

Hera wont be coming..she ran of with the milk man
and I am sorry dear but that last lightning bolt blinded me for a bit it is obverse that you are one of my many beautiful daughters
now lets go drink

::shakes her head:: If all your lightning bolt throwing leaves things SCORCHED, and also makes you go blind, why do it!?? ...Show off!!!

...so in other words, D, you're saying "Stop that, you'll go blind!"

Actually....

::Whispers:: If he was blind, I could have a lot more fun without the fear that he'll get jealous...

No problem Zeus - it's all cleared up now! Why don't we just skip over to the Keeper party across the way (but you might want to keep the lightening at bay... there's a lot of alcohol there too, and alcohol spills make for fire hazards and all...

*whispers to St D and all, something about getting Zeus off Olympus for a bit*