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BEWARE OF RABID BANANAS!!!!!
If a rabid banana bites you, you may contract bananarabies, which means you are bananarabid. Then if you bananabite someone, they get bananarabies too. thus bananarabies is a bananafectious diseasenana. Rabid bananas are yellow and curved, i.e., just like normal bananas. This is just a hint to help you avoid them.
BEWARE OF RABID BANANAS!!!!

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