SALESMAN
Created | Updated Jan 28, 2002
Highly irritating person whose mission in life is to sell one something that one does not want at a price that one does not
want to pay. This form of life elevates itself in its peer group by having the better car/mobile phone/laptop pc/self awarded
title/loud voice.
Notable achievements;-.
Pain in the neck (all fields).
Back pain in postmen (mailshots)
Very difficult to deter unless one adopts the sales tecnique of 'barefaced lies' for example;-
I only rent this house (double glazing/roofing/conservatories).
Not known at this address, return to sender (mailshots of all types)
My manager throws all documentation in the bin after the fifth call (corporate sales of all types)
Sorry you have miss dialled again (telephone sales of any type).
Please give me you name and number and I will call you when convienent (telephone sales,don't call back - ever)
want to pay. This form of life elevates itself in its peer group by having the better car/mobile phone/laptop pc/self awarded
title/loud voice.
Notable achievements;-.
Pain in the neck (all fields).
Back pain in postmen (mailshots)
Very difficult to deter unless one adopts the sales tecnique of 'barefaced lies' for example;-
I only rent this house (double glazing/roofing/conservatories).
Not known at this address, return to sender (mailshots of all types)
My manager throws all documentation in the bin after the fifth call (corporate sales of all types)
Sorry you have miss dialled again (telephone sales of any type).
Please give me you name and number and I will call you when convienent (telephone sales,don't call back - ever)
