The Danger of Musical Genres
Created | Updated Jan 28, 2002
Everyone knows that Musical Genres can be constrictive, and have dire consequences for musical artists all over the world, but not many people realise the true potential danger of these problems.
For Example:
At some point during the later 1990's there was a DJ who called himself "DJ Peasmold Gruntfutuk" (which incidentally, translates roughly into Swahili as "Never shove your granny while she's shaving").
He was quite popular and had an agent, who unfortunatly had his musical genre down as choral singer. This led to a booking with a church congregation, who proceeded to grind him to death between his own turntables after only 43 seconds of "Smack my Bitch Up" by "The Prodigy".
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
Note to Editors: i reckon i can write like the great DA as good as the next man :)
For Example:
At some point during the later 1990's there was a DJ who called himself "DJ Peasmold Gruntfutuk" (which incidentally, translates roughly into Swahili as "Never shove your granny while she's shaving").
He was quite popular and had an agent, who unfortunatly had his musical genre down as choral singer. This led to a booking with a church congregation, who proceeded to grind him to death between his own turntables after only 43 seconds of "Smack my Bitch Up" by "The Prodigy".
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
Note to Editors: i reckon i can write like the great DA as good as the next man :)
