Crap Monkey
Created | Updated Jul 30, 2005
Against popular beleif, the Crap Monkey is actually of the Cat family. Thus it is a crap monkey. It cannot swing from tree to tree. It cannot use it's tail as an extra arm, but it can lick it's genitals!
However, this is not the reason it is known as a Crap Monkey. The reason is that it has the most amazing and inconveniantly located excretions known to man kind. It steals through the night and usually finds it's way into unsuspecting houses. It then, when the time is right sneaks into the far corner of a bedromm and does it's business. The sound this business does is deafening and the smell even stronger. The Crap Monky then runs before anyone finds out it was them!
However, this is not the reason it is known as a Crap Monkey. The reason is that it has the most amazing and inconveniantly located excretions known to man kind. It steals through the night and usually finds it's way into unsuspecting houses. It then, when the time is right sneaks into the far corner of a bedromm and does it's business. The sound this business does is deafening and the smell even stronger. The Crap Monky then runs before anyone finds out it was them!
