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hello im anthony, im 29 male from yorkshire in the uk. anyone want a chat? reply with asl

Hi Ant, yes I'm new to this too. 42 (an interesting age to be - still no major answers - except that the answer is 7x9, ie., dont go looking for complexitity where none exist. Life is what it is..

So how did you stumble on this site?

Edgar is not my name, by the way - it's actually Marc. Edgar's Dairy was a cafe in the small town where I went to Uni, so I just peverted it into a name suitable for this kind of forum.

Plus Edgar was a strange character we knew during college days. Didnt actually attend the Uni, but kind of hung out there with a student friends. A Sarf London geezer, with tat'oos and a strange line in London phrases, like 'kushti bot'. We never worked that out...

Be Seeing U

Marc

hi found site through bbci link on ntl,

Marc think your name was can you reply in simpler terms.Im new to this cant even admit to know what im doing here,nemind reading replys like yours.Im 49f from sheffield and havent got a clue.Cant even remember what I was asking you to simplfy now in the first place HELP!!!!

Hiya Chrissie
hows my m8 2day ?
surprised now aint ya we can do all sorts on here
anything you wanna know - im your man i dont know anything but you can still ask, its the blindest leading the blind on here honestsometimes it can be fun and sometimes it can make you mad but at least i can just about use this thing now im no wizzard but im no borg either, so get wiv it will soon be on his way, so make sure your is back up properly,
so have a and a or waiting for him on the big day, cos he might cum down your chimney , well its time now so as im sleepy , im going to take my and shoot off (not like that) so and dont , i wont 4get
2 get u and rocky a xmas so u wont be on XMAS DAY, well ive been
on here too long, so im goin
lots of & 2 u both and dont forget lots of GG. xxxx

Think I will stick to email its a lot less complicated,clever clogs oxoxox

yes this can be difficult til you get used to it, im not quite that clever my ACE showed me where to get the codes for the smileys, and i wrote a stack ck down, there are amny many more than i wrote down, 10 categoregories to choose from

Still think I will never get used to this,gonna take a clever person to get me to understand it.Im not saying im thick just that my brain will have to go on overtime for a while.But I aint a quitter will suz it one day you wait and see xxx

as i said b4 i aint no

Just thought i would take this opportunity to wish you a hope you get everything you for, hey, just thought w
when you cum round we can play & , and give you a right old, might even have a ickle, and you can have a and get
ALL THE BEST BABE,

you know what you said, and you know you said it.......
to put things right, put things back as they were, and and thats the only way me & you will ever have any further contact....seems fair to me

.....And im only giving you that at 1 chance, if you havent put things back how they were by midnight Monday,
then it will be too late, and it will be YOUR FAULT

08:46 TUESDAY
DEADLINE WAS 8 HOURS 46 MINS AGO,
TIMES UP !

I didnt even see your last 2 mess on here dont come in that often.
Got your answer phone mess last night,so now after reading your last 2 mess on here it makes more sense.
Sorry its come to this didnt want it to but youve made things perfectly clear.
Tell chris I will keep in touch with her by email wont be speaking on the phone anymore.Dont want to make things anymore akward for either of us cause if I phone her you will be there and vice versa.
I didnot want it to come to this & I apologise with all my heart.
You have a good life look after yourself cause I do care and worry about you and your health.
Bye Graham love always chris xxx

told you, you started this with your nasty msg that you sent in email, you lied about everything inc the txt msg last nst night, cos my number has not changed, i gave you a chance to put things right but you wouldnt, it will be long time before my anger cools off, im not bothered if u ring chris or not, she usually answers anyway, just shows how shallow you really are
if you had meant any of the things you said to me you wouldnt have done this, but obviously it was all a laugh to you, NOT TO ME,
as for my health, im struggling at the moment and waiting for the paramedics....
i feel sorry for you, your a sad lonely old woman who delights in winding ppl up, I THOUGHT YOU WERE FOR REAL, no point in in answering this, cos i wont be back !!

I suppose that it would be too optimistic to ask that we all at least try to get along.

Rho