Jeg

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The phenomenally successful Jeg corporation, founded in the year 2000 by the Illustrious Mr Chafe, is a commercial empire based around a single elusive subastance, i.e, JEG. No-one has yet been able to pin down exactly what it is as the only people who ever buy and open a can of Jeg invariably end up either dead or deaf, blind and crippled. Many other marvellous products have been produced from Jeg such as the Jeg Industrial Grade Lead Removal System which has saved countless lives (N.B, countless if you find it impossible to count beyond the number 0).
If you, and I know you will do now, desire to purchase some Jeg to enrich your otherwise dull and meaningless life, go to [url removed by moderator] NOW and improve yourself mentally, physically and sexually!!



















(WARNING: Jeg will NOT do any of the aforementioned things)

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