Knights Who Say Ni, the
Created | Updated Jan 28, 2002
The Knights who say Ni are characters from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. They are the keepers of the sacred words: Ni, Peng, and Nee-Wom. Another alias the Knights have is the Knights who say Ekki Ekki Ekki Ptang Ptang Zoop Boing. The Knights prey on those who pass through their forest. They repetedly say Ni to the travellers and do not stop until the travelers agree to performing a request of the Knights, such as getting a shrubbery for them or cutting down a tree in the forest with a herring. The knights have a single weakness; they cannot stand to hear the word it.