Mr Tea's Virtual Inn
Created | Updated Jan 28, 2002
Welcome, one and all, to Mr Tea's Virtual Inn, the newest Virtual Inn in town. We have a very friendly atmosphere, but we are short staffed at the moment. Anyone who wants to serve at the virtual bar should post a request in the forum below. In the mean time, I, Mr Tea will try to personally serve you. This is a virtual inn, so you can order virtually anything, and I will virtually serve you. Since there are very few overheads in running a virtual inn, the only payment I ask is that you stay a while and converse with the people here via the forum.
Specials:
\ ><> / Babel Fish Soup
##### The babel fish consume thought patterns, and when stewed in water, rather than translating your thoughts into a neural matrix to decode speech, the raised temperature causes the matrix to give flavour information relating to whatever you are thinking about subconsciously. The practical upshot of which is that the soup will taste like whatever you want. Please don't eat the actual fish though, this effect only works if the fish are still alive. There is a tank for you to return your fish to at the bottom of this page.
Mister Tea
c{_}This tea is served at 200 degrees Celsius, and therefore in a gaseous state. It comes with a special lid, which enables you to release the vapour into your mouth. This vapour should then be held in the mouth until it condenses. The general effect is that the drink is more often inhaled than drunk, but the flavour is worth it if you can get the vapour to condense.
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Specials:
\ ><> / Babel Fish Soup
##### The babel fish consume thought patterns, and when stewed in water, rather than translating your thoughts into a neural matrix to decode speech, the raised temperature causes the matrix to give flavour information relating to whatever you are thinking about subconsciously. The practical upshot of which is that the soup will taste like whatever you want. Please don't eat the actual fish though, this effect only works if the fish are still alive. There is a tank for you to return your fish to at the bottom of this page.
Mister Tea
c{_}This tea is served at 200 degrees Celsius, and therefore in a gaseous state. It comes with a special lid, which enables you to release the vapour into your mouth. This vapour should then be held in the mouth until it condenses. The general effect is that the drink is more often inhaled than drunk, but the flavour is worth it if you can get the vapour to condense.
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