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First things first. My <A HREF="http://www.soundclick.com/bands/featuringsomethinggood.htm">band</A> are currently at No 12 in the Soundclick Rock Charts and it would be very nice if people could listen to our song <I>Nothing</I> as it's doing quite well and is rather good. It can be found at No 12 <A HREF="http://www.soundclick.com/charts/rock.htm">here</A>. Cheers.</FONT><BR /><FONT FACE="Arial" COLOR="#FFEC33" SIZE="3">
Morning. I'm 23, live in Edinburgh and have long hair and a beard. This might
have to go, given employer prejudices against such things. I hate suits but
will probably have to start wearing one soon. I was raised in Lincolnshire,
where I learnt that a tree is a thing of beauty. I learnt that hills are things
of beauty when visiting my relatives in Wales. Music can be a thing of beauty
when it isn't being given the equivalent of a 10mm layer of orange makeup with
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Thirty quid to the university. £27 to the floppy gown people. £20 to their
photography department. -£25 for time off work. £4 for a stupid white bow tie. Maybe the
high cost of graduation is to prepare people used to the student life for the real world, where
their every step is dogged by those who would steal their money. On top of the £7000 tuition fees,
matriculation costs, witheld deposits, printing costs, sundry spiteful charges and whatnot charged to the
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The need to sit in an office helping people with more disposable income than myself
register their new, shiny mobile telephones will shortly prevent me from spending time here.
In what time I have I shall endeavour to provide you all with information about Lincolnshire,
central Edinburgh and anywhere else that I manage to visit. In the meantime, listen to lots of
<LINK HREF="http://www.gomez.co.uk">Gomez</LINK>, eat lots of cornèd beef and make sure that
you don't watch <I>TFI</I> sodding <I>Friday</I> when <I>The Simpsons</I> are on BBC2. Don't listen to
Vermin Radio in the mornings, either. Evil comes in loud and egomaniacal boxes. Play lots of Scrabble™ instead
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